History as told by Brendan

Did you know that Hitler was born with only one testicle?

Actually before the start of world war 2, the leaders from the allies and axis met to discuss peace treaties. It was all going fine until one American general was talking about Hitlers dad. It was not anything insulting but what really ticked Hitler off was that when the conversation topic turned to Hitler, they were singing "He is half the man he used to be..."

Right after the round of speeches, they met for a cocktail reception. Hitler said he needed to go to the gents. He went and locked himself in a stall so move his bowels. Then he heard the British general (who was in the other stall) shout out to the Russian dictator (who was in the other other stall), "I betcha Hitler doesnt have the ballS to attack us!"

And the rest is History.....